“I am.. terribly sorry
you had to go through
something like that.”
Jesus, what a moron.
Mycroft Holmes: mirrors &
Pregnancy/Baby ||Starter Sentences||"I'm pregnant.."
"I'll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick.."
"You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."
"Happy Father's Day, babe!"
"Wait... you're having a what?!"
"There's someone I'd like you to meet.."
"Shh... he/she's sleeping.."
"Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"
"I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me."
"He/She's killin' me, dude! When's he/she gonna come out?!"
"Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!"
"Either what I just felt was a contraction or just a cramp... not really sure.."
"I am not getting rid of another life! How dare you even suggest that!"
"No, no, no, no, no, we aren't ready... we aren't ready for kids yet!"
“Yes. Er.. no. I–-
sorry, repeat the
question. I wasn’t